How can i break my ankle ?

I know it seems like a stupid question and It kinda is but i really dont wanna do cheerleading and i made the squad and my parents wont let me quit and i hate it alot and i know your gunna say a broken ankle is expensive but so are 3 uniforms at $700 each a $30 cheer hoodie a $175 cheer jacket $350 cheer camp $200 kiddie camp and $70 a month tumbling fees and gas to all the competitions and practices and i know you are going to say it hurts and i know but i dont care i've already had a compound fracture in my arm 2 years ago and i was in a full arm cast for 9 months a short cast for a month and a splint for a while and i've broken all of my toes at least twice ( i currently have 3 broken toes on my left foot from when my mom drove over them 2 days ago and they are still swolen and purple and to make it worse i was wearing flip flops. :p and i sprained my ankle playing hide and seek in the dark at a church lockin a few weeks ago when i fell down the stairs and couldnt walk for a week and a half and i've broken my wrist and so i deffinaley know how it hurts and i've felt alot of pain and i also know you will tell me that i will regret it, and you may be right and maybe i will but that isnt my main concern right now and if i do then you can say i told you so but now i dont wanna hear it and i know you will also try and get by this by telling me something i havent listed here or restating all of the things i just stated and you will ignore what i will later post about " No rude comments" and post them anyway. But, please give me some ideas on how i can break it and i dont mean sprain i mean break i need a cast my dad said if i wasnt dying or broken i was doing cheer same from my mom so im going for broken and he is 100% serious he made me continue soccer after i broke my arm but i cant cheer with a broken ankle :) and since its spring break i have an entire week off from school that i can break it but i mean BREAK no sprain **** i need it broken to get a cast or my cheer coach and parents will make me cheer and run anyway. :p thanks and no rude comments