How about this question....?

I don't feel like telling my wife about the male prostitute I had in Bankok (I was pretty drunk) or the Donkey show I went to in Tijuana. I don't care to hear about the stripper she tea-bagged at her girlfriend's bridal shower. What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas. MOST things end up coming out if you can't hold your tongue or your liquor. The rest of us keep quiet about our past. Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies.